Ezra Koenigs golden rules for life

  • 1: always carry sunglasses
  • 2: do your emails while you drink coffee
  • 3: disable text preview
  • 4: respect all faiths
  • 5: eat healthy by yourself
  • 6: never wear flip-flops in public
  • 7: learn how to say, ''i understand every word you're saying, motherfucker'' in multiple languages.
  • 8: take a shower
  • 9: it's better to underdress than overdress
  • 10: don't worry about manners too much
  • ~ Q magazine

minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

(via emdeemmayy)

drifting-westward:


My church offers no absolution
She tells me, ‘Worship in the bedroom’
The only heaven I’ll be sent to
Is when I’m alone with you”